Hungover, perhaps, but not yet hung out to dry, Robert Burns awakes in Auld Reekie 2019 sharing his thoughts, poems and songs, casting a satiric eye around his Scotland and ours. Well suppered and well scuppered, Rabbie reveals what its like to be transmogrified into a couthy wee household god. With nae moose aboot the hoose he wants to set the record straight and maybe tell us a few home truths along the way. Will Creative Scotland give him a grant? And wholl give him that shave he badly needs? 'Should be banned!' (Hanoverian Press).