An absurd comedy that blends slapstick, nonsense, and existentialism. This is the tale of two inseparable friends, renowned killers, and the most welcome faces on the streets of California.Bummer is an old and wise curmudgeon, a battle hero in his younger years. Lazarus is young and desperate, an empty brain ready to be filled. Under the careful tutelage of his best friend, Lazarus will learn everything; from physiology to ontology, fact to fiction, life to death. The pair are trapped, and are beginning to starve. If they dont escape soon they will surely die. Also, they are both dogs.Touch tours available on request, please email firstname.lastname@example.org to book.