B*ST*RDS is a new two-hander musical comedy. It explores the crazy but very real possibility that Oliver Cromwell - the only man in British history to ban theatre - might have helped to invent musical theatre....Written by Will Holyhead and Alex James Ellison (FIVER - nominated for Best New Musical at the BroadwayWorld Awards and the West End Wilma Awards and Best Off-West End Production at the WhatsOnStage Awards - LondonTheatre1)The year is 1652. Shakespeares suspected illegitimate child, playwright and poet William DAvenant, is locked in the Tower of London. A political prisoner, condemned for the crime of treason for supporting the former royal family. For DAvenant, release and freedom seem a hopeless dream, until one day he receives an unexpected summons from the most powerful man in the country, who has a problem that only he can fix... B*ST*RDS is a musical comedy that tracks the relationship between two adversaries as they grapple with the age-old question, how much am I prepared to sacrifice to get what I want?CAST:Oliver Cromwell - Graham MacDuffWilliam D'Avenant - Harry HartCREATIVES:Director/Book, Music & Lyrics - Will HolyheadMusic & Lyrics - Alex James Ellison Co-Director/Choreographer - Jamie JonathanMusical Director/Orchestrations - Phil MitchellAssistant Choreographer - Georgia PeggCostume Design - Anna Jarvis

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