Ciar�n left dear Dublin for Australia nearly a decade ago on a famine ship. 4 years ago, having consumed all of the stereotypical potatoes he thought imaginable, he began his vocation as a standup comic and he has now returned home to give his show its Irish debut. His comedy stylings are influenced by the inception of the internet and the vapidity that it brought in abundance. He once met Britney Spears and she said that he was, verbatim; "a cutie pie". As a humanitarian, he sells bootleg Ozempic to emaciated, white women in Lululemon outfits so that their dermal filler-ed lips have their desired waist to lip ratio. His incline in comedy has been comparable to the weight loss of someone on Ozempic - gradual but consistent. Get to see him before cirrhosis does. Age Suitability: 18+ Warnings: Elements unsuitable for those with heart conditions / Strong language / Sexual reference WRITTEN BY Ciar�n Sammon HANDLER / CREATIVE DIRECTOR / CONSERVATOR OF THE PERSON David Padget TICKETS �20 RUNNING TIME 75 mins

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