Inspired by the ballet Coppelia, with music adapted from Delibes. A modern homoerotic jazz ballet. Freddie's engaged to Simon, but on his way home from his stag do, he falls in love with a doll whom he believes to be real. Dr C is behind the doll controlling its movements as a harmless joke but ends up catfishing the infatuated Freddie who attempts to seduce the doll believing it to be an attractive young man flirting with him. Simon discovers the infatuation and breaks into Dr Cs doll workshop, chaos and a case of mistaken identities ensues.