• Edinburgh Fringe

Ever wondered how to get the most out of the desolate obelisk that is your body? Using paint, placards and xylophone sticks, Ian Lane takes you on an annotated, colour-coded and possibly misleading tour of all the hidden features, cheat codes and easter eggs you never noticed within your body in this rare fusion of stand-up comedy and live body art. New Comedian Of The Year finalist 2014. 'Inventive, clich-phobic comedy that makes a strong impression for its creativity... the hit rate is high for a comedian who doesn't seek sanctuary in the safety of the familiar' (