A schoolboys dream. To be a professional footballer, to play at the highest level, to represent his country and to usurp the crown of his schools greatest hero: Leeds United and Scotland footballer Billy Bremner. The schoolboy was comedian Phil Differ and his dream came with a plan " to get into the school team, to impress with every game and to eclipse Bremners incredible career through his own spectacular achievements. Only one thing stands in Phils way " mediocrity. Discover the fruits of Phils failure in this autobiographical one-man show.