We're back for the fourth year in a row with your favourite festive astrological bingo gameit's ASTROLOGY BINGO!
Join your favourite galactic gal pals Figs in Wigs for the universe's first ever cosmic game show for astrology lovers, bingo wingers and their sceptic friends. Were taking over Bethnal Green Working Mens Club on 19th December for some astro-action.
Not big on maths? Dont worry, weve solved that problem - because instead of numbers youll be counting your lucky stars! Thats right, this bingo game will be based on your own astrological chart! Well be giving each player a unique tailor made bingo card generated from their personal natal horoscope. Youll need to listen closely for your Scorpio Moon or your 'Capricorn Rising sign to be called before you can dab dab dab your pain away.
Dont know your Uranus from your elbow? Are you a pixie on the cusp - unsure of whether youre an Aries or a Taurus? Never fear! We will use a reliable source called The Interweb to determine your chart for you. All you need to know is your birth date, time and location - well do the rest.
Well be bringing the stars to your eyes, with stellar performances from our special guests and of course from your hosts, Figs in Wigs. We have some incredible prizes to be won, and what with the current state of the world youve got nothing left to lose - and everything to win!* So no matter which house system you use, you better ask the universe for a full house tonight.
*including your favourite song played on the nose flute, your choice of tat from the trolley, and a natal chart reading with a real** life astrologer
** nothing is real