Howerska has released her inner goddess! She's a lazy nightmare who might be holding her back; not ideal when it's time to start popping out sprogs. But should everyone be a mother? What if your mother was less LOL and more la la, and your parenting reference points are off the grid (like most members of your family). Howerska could never work out if her childhood was dysfunctional or whether it was just the 80s. Luckily, her inner goddess prefers gin and cockapoos to toddlers... best tell society. **** (Australian Times).