This keynote ramble contains the following: three types of sneezes, four impressions of screensavers, three impressions of toilet seats, three rejected designs for fire exit signs, one song about sudoku, one play about car indicators and no photos of my roof. Stats correct at time of printing. New Comedian of the Year finalist 2014. As heard on BBC Radio 2 and Radio 4 Extra. 'Likeable enough' (BroadwayBaby.com).