Citizens of Hope and Glory! A new tomorrow beckons. One that smells reassuringly of yesterday, but with Wi-Fi. One last heave and we will be there. And when the going gets tough, the tough get going. Although the going won't get tough and anyone who tells you it is going to be tough is lying. Come join the Pub Landlord and step backwards into the future. 'Stand-up gold' (Guardian). Contains rude words.