Do you know how to safely operate a butter knife? Do you know how to minimise injury from an unsupervised fork? Do you have spoon-sense? Health and safety really has gone mad courtesy of comedy character Ian Crawford, an adviser from the Steel and Cutlery Manufacturers Association. What he has to share is deadly serious and you'd be forking mad to miss him. 'Forking good health and safety-based comedy has tears rolling down cheeks' **** (TheWeeReview.com). 'This is a must-see show for anyone with a strong sense of the ridiculous' **** (SGFringe.com).