Abby has been chained to a radiator in the magistrates' court for almost 30 years. With misanthropic mirth she pulls back the curtain on a criminal justice system in terminal decline. Dark. Funny. Underfunded. And thats just her. The stories are true, the crisis real. 'Shes ace' (Micky P Kerr, Really Funny Comedy). 'Some of the cleverest writing Ive heard, beautifully balanced truly masterful' (RockCentral Promotions). 'Shed better make it in comedy cos shes a shit lawyer' (Picture House Comedy). 'The funniest solicitor I ever met' (Chris Lang, screenwriter).