Goodison Park is more than just a football ground. It's a cathedral, a social club and your gran's front room all rolled into one. The seats and stands are soaked in generations of passion and devotion. The pies are baked in white-hot Evertonian fervour.
This wake will be a celebration of the spirit of the Grand Old Lady as we say goodbye for the final time. Stories will be told about all of the great nights. Clinching league titles, munching on Gladbach and teaching Bayern Munich what a real atmosphere sounds like. The goals, the glories and plenty of people getting misty-eyed about their first games.
The show will be a mix of songs, short plays, poems and stories all with one thing in common - Goodison Park. So come and join us as we raise a glass to the memory of The Grand Old Lady.
It's a night for the ones who know their history.