The drunk knight returns. Haunted by Cher's ghost and pursued by Ridley Scott's Geordie goon squad, endling Hollywood hellraiser Sir Dickie Benson attempts to circumnavigate court-enforced sobriety, exercise (sic) his various demons and sabotage his own ill-advised/legally obligated comeback special: a masterclass presentation detailing the secrets to surviving the Hollywood system. Highly interactive, semi-improvised character comedy from an ADHD-addled mind.