Welcome to the inaugural meeting of the self-help group Jane McDonald Anonymous. Through audio entries, soul searching and group participation, let me, the newly elected leader of an elite group of Jane superfans called the 'Cruisettes', guide you through your eight-step journey from admitting to celebrating your obsession with everything that is Jane McDonald. Disclaimer " The real Jane McDonald will not be appearing in this show, despite numerous attempts (some bordering on harassment) to convince her to attend the festival.