Do you have what it takes to become our next Depression Superstar? We're looking for a super inefficient, dedicated team member to join our established brand. Our ideal candidate'll be an anxious, stressed-out individual with excellent self-loathing and low motivational skills, someone who pays high attention to the negative details and has a willingness to waste their time and give up on their dreams and goals. Are you this candidate? We here at Self Co have just the job for you! 'Tenacious' (Theatreview.org.nz). 'Serious belly laughs' (Craccum). 'Superbly acted. Important incisive commentary' (Mental Health Foundation NZ).