Helene and Gordon are stuck in South Africa and in their same rut. One longs to get out and experience everything retirement has to offer, while one wont leave his milk tart. When they finally emigrate to New Zealand, the result is heartbreaking and hilarious as they discover its hard work to find home. A dark comedic solo show about leaving everything youve ever known and starting over again. Written and performed by Robyn Paterson. 'A flawless performance' (ShortAndSweet.org.nz). 'The script cuts deep to the bone' (TheatReview.org.nz).