You like avant garde performance if it's good, you like variety if its good. You also like Girls Aloud. Sometimes you fancy a Fanta Tropical and eat sushi from a supermarket if you're in a rush. You also probably fancy the same-sex, or at least are 'Very Liberal' about it. You use the word whatevs more often than you think you do. You like it when there's a sequin or two. You studied an arts degree. You don't take it all too seriously. But seriously enough.