How far would you go to achieve your dream? This farcical comedy centres around failing actor Alicia Harding. Alicia regales us with how one audition led her to be landed with the directors nightmare of a dog, Titus, who not only causes trouble in her personal life but delights in using the living room carpet as his personal toilet. As Alicia finds her way into the directors email account, she takes matters into her own hands. Will her gutsy attitude serve her well or ruin her career forever? A fast-paced, witty, one-woman show.