They say 50 is the new 30, if that's true then I am only 27. I am more Peter Pan-demonium than Peter Pan, I am not and never will be a shining example of how to live your life, but its not my fault! I have an incurable affliction, it's terminal " I suffer from the Human Condition. It gets us all in the end. So why worry? A level of consistency few can match (Edinburgh Evening News). Exceptionally funny and cathartic (Scotsman). He knows how to swear properly (Billy Connolly).