We've lost Euan. Euan's gone. Euan ain't coming back. No one can know that Euan's gone, cus', well, we're 'sposed to be looking after Euan. And if the boss finds out then she ain't gonna be happy. So, we gotta find Euan. Which is all well and good, if anyone actually knew what Euan was.
Got it? Good. Let's get begun.
A world premiere of a fast paced, bizzare new play from ChewBoy Productions.