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How could you not love a play in which a giant white centaur becomes separated from its backside after its umbrella is struck by lightning? Ridiculous and absurd from beginning to end, Confused in Syracuse is a physical theatre piece by St Petersburg-based OPS Theatre.

The performance is structured around two loose narratives: a love triangle between a blue-skinned god and his two competing lovers who stumble on a Pandora’s Box and the unfortunate aforementioned centaur. Blending mime, slapstick, frolics in a tin bathtub and occasional outbursts into arias (in Greek), the company does an impressive job of wordlessly communicating the plot basics and creating interesting characters.

The five-strong cast all pull their weight to keep us fixed on the action (even the back end of the centaur gets his chance) with their ironic contorted facial expressions and funny little gestures. There is so much energy on stage your mind rarely has the opportunity to wonder what exactly is going on here. This is probably a good thing. To be honest there’s little (if any) intellectual substance to this play, but that is one of the things that makes it great. Confused in Syracuse deliberately avoids exploring weighty issues or making clever points, but it is an hour of hysterically funny entertainment and pure escapism.

You could describe Confused in Syracuse as a Marmite show. If you like pantomime and are comfortable with things not always making sense, you’ll probably love it. If you like your theatre a bit more clear-cut, this probably isn’t the show for you. Either way, there are some absolutely hilarious moments and some which are just plain bonkers.


Venue Number 34. C venues - C, Chambers Street, EH1 1HR. 31 July - 26 August 15:30 (55 minutes). Suitability: U.

The Blurb

Russian bouffon clown theatre meets Greek mythology in fantastical sketch comedy. Travesty and metamorphoses abound. 'Reminiscent of French Cirque Nouveau - bringing together drama, theatre and traditional circus' (Petersburg Theatre Magazine). 'Incredibly funny' (Kommersant.com). Book early.

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Production Company
OPS Theatre (St Petersburgh)


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