The stage is dark as three figures in black cloaks pop up from the audience speaking rhyming couplets; it is a cheap pantomime joke and I thought the show would get better. It didn’t. Every easy laugh imaginable is in this show and almost every stereotype too. With a shower cap on his head, Colin Hoult plays an old woman who thinks everyone is called Billy. He plays a teenager from Nottingham who wears a pink snorkel on his head as he breaks out into random dance moves. He even plays a guy with a Northern accent whilst wearing a long-haired wig on his head - because, of course, putting a Northern accent and a wig together equals ‘funny’. Other characters in this show include a dog which - you’ve guessed it - involves wearing a hat with a dog’s head on it. The dog’s skit is to get the audience to throw him a plastic banana so he can steal their seats which they end up fetching it again. I wanted to scream ‘it’s behind you’ but it’s not that time of year yet. Oh, and let’s not forget the gay guy who isn’t gay but loves Saint Germain.Picture these characters with Hoult repetitively saying the words ‘pervert’ and ‘sex’ multiple times, and you’ve got the complete show. It’s not clever comedy and doesn’t seem to be saying or doing anything other than being silly. Let’s put out the fire, please.