I wrote this show because I love you and wanted to tell you in person. I like politeness. I put the toilet seat down in public toilets just in case a woman goes into the gents by mistake. I write please in Google searches. When Im pretending to be a car, I let people cross. But a twisted darkness inspires my thoughts. It is that which I must share with you. Star of Intensive Carey, BBC Radio 4. Anecdotally debauched **** (Herald). Supremely crafted comedy **** (List). ***** (Edinburgh Evening News).**** (Chortle.co.uk) **** (Scotsman).