Awkward Conversations With Animals I've F*cked
  • London Fringe

One-night stands are awkward. One-night stands with animals are more awkward. And when youre as desperate to please as Bobby, things get awkward as f*ck. Hes just a guy with too much love to give, and a burning desire to give it to consensual adult mammals.

A one-man tragi-comedy from award-winning playwright Rob Hayes (Step 9 [Of 12]; A Butcher of Distinction). Finely crafted comic dialogue and strikingly surreal moments Hayes is no ordinary writer (Time Out). Stunning an extraordinary talent (Times).

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