Mr Children Man (The Beta Males' Adam Blampied) is the acclaimed children's author of Fabulous Fergus Goes to the Circus and is embarking on his debut reading tour. When asked why most of his stories feature animal death, existential panic or protagonists who really hate their mothers, he responded: Kids need to hear this, now pass me that crossbow. Beta Males praise: ***** (Spoonfed.co.uk). ***** (FringeGuru.com). ***** (ThreeWeeks) ***** (BroadwayBaby.com). ***** (Skinny). **** (Chortle.co.uk). **** (Fest). **** (List). **** (Time Out) **** (Edinburgh Evening News). **** (Sunday Times).