The final anarchic annual two-hour charity variety show celebrating the life and random irresponsibility of the godfather of British alternative comedy, filled with bizarre acts, egg-smashing, offensiveness, laughter and nudity. Free entry. Money back if not highly offended. The stuff of Fringe legends. Updates on acts appearing will be posted on Twitter (@thejohnfleming) and Facebook (facebook.com/thejohnfleming) and malcolmhardee.co.uk/award. Warning: contains nuts.