Remember that song you like? Well, The Dirty Carols have ruined it for you forever with their own dirty, funny, surreal musical take on the songs you know and love. Be prepared for guffaws and perhaps a damp gusset (you, not us) as four Guildford gals sing about things that matter: pie fights, Woolworths picnmix and why you should never keep mince in the bathroom. Come for the laughs and leave with the knowledge that you won't get that time back again. Bring your best laughing teeth and a change of pants.