Broadway Baby

I live in the American Gardens Building on West 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now.


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Nick Revell: Gluten-Free Christ; Seven Easy Steps to Mindfulness, Weight-Loss, Eternal Beauty, Spiritual Detox, Untold Riches, and Dealing with Disappointment

Nick Revell: Gluten-Free Christ; Seven Easy Steps to Mindfulness, Weight-Loss, Eternal Beauty, Spiritual Detox, Untold Riches, and Dealing with Disappointment

A traumatic year of near-death experiences, bricolage living, holistic quantification and other meaningless buzzwords has transformed Revell from a mere 'consistently excellent' (Guardian) 'master satirist' (Time Out) into an Unassuming Visionary who will definitively reveal the Eternal Mysteries of Continue Reading

Grandad Died

Grandad Died

‘You have papers, you have food delivered to you twice weekly... all this talk of leaving, who do you think you are?’ Brian and Aaron are about to leave here to go there. They await the arrival of their friend Mary and contemplate both the society in which they live, and whether they should try Continue Reading

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