The latest reviewer to hit Edinburgh is FringeDog. With a promise of five stars for everyone, he’s sure to be a big hit. Pete Shaw offered him a biscuit in exchange for his thoughts on the Fringe.
i dont accept bribes because the art of edimbrugh reviewin is a pure art ! i strive to give infomative , unbiasd , comedy litrate 5 star reviews
What do you most look forward to when reviewing a show?
o boy what not to look forward to !! i have writ a poem to express my feelins:
electricity in the air !
the smell of the seats !
a ticket clutchd in a paw !
o boy o boy o boy o boy !
i going to see a show !
Do venues get extra points if they provide a bowl of fresh water and Bonios?
i dont accept bribes because the art of edimbrugh reviewin is a pure art ! i strive to give infomative , unbiasd , comedy litrate 5 star reviews , like my heros at all the good review websites . and also broadway baby . ha ha ha ! i pulling your leg !! i love broadway baby 5 stars to you .
Are you allowed to sit on the furniture?
in edimbrugh i sit under the chairs like stealth dog . a good reviewer must be like ghost , not sittin there with glowin in the dark pen , distractin exelent perfomers from their craft . is not about me , is about them !
Pedigree Chum or Cesar?
very dificult to answer as i am not sponsord by those companys and must remain unbiasd. as bill hicks famously say " if you in advertising , you bad dog !! bad bad dog !! "
Will we be seeing your paw print on Edimbrugh posters this year?
o boy !! it my biggest dream to see my 5 star reviews proudly displayed on every poster in edimbrugh !! i do hope people will put them on and it would make me very happy , because it will show that i do best reviews at the fringe !!
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